Traveler's Check

(On Phone)

Man: "Hey there; glad I caught ya! What have you been up to today?"

Woman: "Oh, not much. Not having all the excitement you've been having!"

Man: "Awe now... you know I am super busy with work.  I hardly have time to do anything fun; it's all work and sleep."

Woman: "Well, it is like groundhog day around here. Every day...the same thing.."

Someone Like You

Her: "Will I ever see you again?"
Him: "We will always be friends; let's keep in touch."
Her: "I wish you the best."
Him: "Me too. I will always care about you, and I wish the best for you."
Her: "I hope I find someone like you."
Him: "You will."

Unhappy Birthday

Couple On Phone:

Man: "I was looking at a beautiful pair of Gucci shoes online to get you for your birthday, but I thought before I bought them I would ask you if that was really what you wanted.  I thought maybe you might want to use that money for something else." 
Woman: "Wow! Um, well...yeah."
Man: "Yeah, the shoes? Or, yeah, something else? They are like $1200 bucks.  You would rather spend that money on other things, right?"
Woman: "Well... (nervous giggle) I do not want to tell you what to do.."