Thursday, May 5, 2011

Unhappy Birthday

Couple On Phone:

Man: "I was looking at a beautiful pair of Gucci shoes online to get you for your birthday, but I thought before I bought them I would ask you if that was really what you wanted.  I thought maybe you might want to use that money for something else." 
Woman: "Wow! Um, well...yeah."
Man: "Yeah, the shoes? Or, yeah, something else? They are like $1200 bucks.  You would rather spend that money on other things, right?"
Woman: "Well... (nervous giggle) I do not want to tell you what to do.."