Thursday, December 31, 2009

Weekend Warrior

I went to my mother's house to help her paint the living room. When I arrived, she wasn't home.  I waited thirty minutes and began to paint without her.
About an hour into the job, my mother returned home with a scowl on her face and a cold cup of coffee in her hand.  I asked her what happened.
She told me I was her least favourite kid.
Stunned I asked her what the hell she could mean by that.  Here I was, on my weekend off, helping her paint her damn house.
She told me, she hated me 'cause I try too hard.