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"Cupcake Pirate"
Hi everyone um... wait let me start over lol Hey! everyone the name is vanessa or you can call me V or nessa for short. Um theres alot to me i feel like im a really special person but im also very private so i kinda stay to myself. I'm a super shy girl and i wont really talk to anyone i dnt know cuz i dnt like to unless the person can impress me in 3 seconds then ok and everyone is alwayz like "but ur so hot you shouldnt be shy" well i dnt think that jus cuz ur hot means you have to be a ho i dnt jus talk to peole cuz they come up to me but yes i am hot lol i am shy but once i warm up to you i can be really fun to be around. I like getting presents and im extremely girls so anythin like that would rock like somethin pink. Um i love having fun so to be around me you better be able to put a smile on my face i hate losers too lol i was brought up really well so yes i am a lady. i love my bestfriends and i am a very loyal person if we become close. and i jus wanna say hi to amy, tiffany, and ED-E (my man lol) in my bio love you guyz!!!! and last thing would be that i really love my family so ummm i guess thats it... thats it..... no seriously thats it why are you still readin this lol

Charade

Audrey: "Why do you think people lie?
Cary: "People lie because they think telling the truth won't get them what they want."

The Presidio

Dashing Gentleman with a Glamourous Lady held tightly in his embrace, looking intently into each other's eyes:
Dashing Gentleman: "Have you ever fallen like this before?"
Glamourous Lady: "No. I have never fallen anything like this before. Have you?"
Dashing Gentleman: "I don't make a habit of falling, ever."
Glamourous Lady: "Then you should probably let go of me."

Excuse Me, Your Honour

Announcement 1: "Congratulations! You have won the grande prize~ Your submission was one of thousands we received for this year's competition.  Less than 10% of the nearly 30, 000 that register win this great honour. You should be very proud of your accomplishments! Thank You for lifting the bar of excellence that our institution holds in highest esteem.

Announcement 2: "Unfortunately, you do not meet our standard and we withdraw our support.  Best Wishes."

Look Who's Coming To Dinner

Woman: "My! You are a cute thing. Dawl'n, are you see'n anyone special?"
Girl: "Well, no. I am so busy with school that I really do not have time for a relationship."
Woman: "You know what Dawl'n, you'd be just perfect for my son.  He's real busy too.  He's outta town right now, but if I can get your number, maybe you two'd go out together sometime. He'd adore you!"
Girl: "Sure."

Lover's Rock

He said (yawning, rubbing his eyes): "If I don't get some sleep tonight, I am gonna be a wreck tomorrow. I'll put on a terrible show."
She said: "I understand."

Babooshka

She said: "I don't normally do this, but...do you wanna meet? I know this cute little French place. It is a real gem, not that many people know about it. We can sit in a little dark corner, sip wine and share treats. That is, if you are available."

He said: "Umm...Yeah! Sounds pretty good. When ya thinkin'?"

She said: "How about this Saturday night?"

He said: "Can we meet Thursday? I have some crazy stuff going on this weekend.  But, I totally want to hook up with you."

She said: "Okay, Thursday it is."

He said: "How will I know you?"

She said: "Trust me, you'll know."

Call Me Camilla

He said: “I want someone to share my life with. You are perfect.”
She said: “You are someone I want to know 10 years from now, 20 years from now. I love you. As long as you are my friend, that will be enough to fill me with happiness.”
He said: “I love you. I am yours.”
She said: “Really?”
He said: “Yes.”

Boy and Girl on Phone

Boy- I miss you already!
Girl- I miss you already!
Boy- Do you think of me at all?
Girl- Not much.
Boy- What?
Girl- Not much time I do not think of you…I mean.
Boy- Me too!
Girl- I have your picture in my purse.
Boy- I have your picture in my wallet.
Girl- Which one?
Boy- The one in the red dress.
Girl- I really hate that one.
Boy- It is my favourite.
Girl- You are my favourite.
Boy- I will call you as soon as I get there.
Girl- I will wait up until I hear from you.
Boy- Keep my picture close.
Girl- I will.