Collateral Damage

Woman 1: "I am not going."
Woman 2: "What happened?"
Woman 1: "He is not who I thought he was."
Woman 2: "Who is?"

I Just Called To Say, I Love You

Man: "Hey baby! I had to give you call now cause, I am swamped babysitting all these people here and I might not get a chance later."
Woman: "How are things going?"
Man: "There are so many people here I know, and I have to entertain everybody-- well some people can take care of themselves, but others I feel like I have to hold their hand."
Woman: "I am surprised so many people came out of the woodwork- Who's there?"
Man: "Oh.. just a lot of different people.  You know."
Woman: "Like who?"
Man: "Umm...well some industry people.  And some old buddies I used to work with."
Woman: "Ah... yeah.  Well, it seems like you are going to be busy all night."
Man: "Yep."

On With The Show

Man: "Hey! Wanna come to the show? It would be great to see you again; it has been a long time...we can catch up."
Woman: "Great to hear from you~ Sure, sounds like fun! What have you been up to? I was with this guy for about a year, but it didn't work out- but it is okay, I have a beautiful son now. How about you?"
Man: "Wow! That is great. Glad to hear you have moved on and are good. Yeah, things are the same with me...just working, not much else. So shall I give you a call Tuesday to set it up?  Maybe we can grab a bite to eat before, or you can stay after for a drink?"
Woman: "Great! Tuesday works for me! Can't wait to see the show- and YOU of course! Give me a ring 817-470-0922.  Where you staying?"
Man: "Excellent."

The Big Easy

Woman: "I thought we had plans for dinner tonight."
Man: "Yeah, sorry about that.  I had this 'thing' with my parents...you know."
Woman: "If you didn't want to do anything you could have just said so.  I would prefer it if you would just tell me either way, I can deal with it."
Man: "I am! It is just something came up."
Woman: "Okay."

The Cat Lady

"I'm a traveling bookworm, a spelling specialist, a late night writer of letters, an old-school photographer, a comic-book & thrift-shop treasure hunter, a film-making betty, I hammer on sparkly jewels and i'm a cutter of glass for my home-made magnets...
I tour with different bands for a living, doing production/dressing room/looking after the crew... when off the road, I take pictures & write stories & movies & songs... & I am the LA assistant to the Dream King himself....call me Batgirl. I love horror comics, horoscopes, library books, Vikings, redheads, sushi, tigers, air, water, fire, glitter & magic.
Had my Los Angeles solo art show, showing my road photographs, my glass candy bars, to see some of them go to: .....purrrfect.com"

This Old House

Agent: "The owner says he is 'way negotiable.'"
Client: "I am just not going to go over X amount of dollars for that place. It is not worth it."
Agent: "Yeah.  I don't blame you."
Client: "So, you think I should just low-ball?"
Agent: "Can't hurt."

Text Age

Man: "Do you really want to see me, or are you just flirting?"
Woman: "I choose to answer, both."